**UPCOMING SHOWS**       September 12- Duty's Uptown     September 20- St. Charles Cardinal Fest     October 3- Latch String

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Musician Jokes:

 

How is a guitar player different from a savings bond?
The savings bond will eventually mature and begin earning money.

If an agent and a keyboard player are standing in the road, which one should you run over first?
The agent - business before pleasure ...

How do you drive a drummer crazy?
Put him in a round room and tell him the keg is in the corner.

How do you get a bass player off of your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

What did Yanni and John Tesh say when they walked into the elevator?
"Man, this place is happenin'!"

What's the definition of optimism?
A flautist with a beeper.

What's the difference between a puppy and a singer?
Eventually the puppy stops whining.

What's the best way to end up with a million dollars playing jazz?
Start with two million.
 

While playing a U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asked the audience for total silence, and to light the small candle each concert goer was given at the gate.

In that outdoor venue, illuminated by the soft, gentle and flickering light of tens of thousands small candles and in total silence, Bono slowly started to clap his hands every few seconds.

As the large audience listened in total silence, Bono put his lips to the microphone and whispered breathlessly: “Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.”

From the silence emerged a voice with a broad Scottish accent that bellowed:

“Well then, quit clapping your hands, you F***in' idiot!”